REJECTED MESSAGES FROM MORONS AND IDIOTS

ICED Messages

There are 32 rejected (iced) standard messages.

Standard Message #: 3398
Subject: The REAL Elv
Author: ThisIsElvi,  75 yr old Male
IP Address: 98.227.74.192
Date:Saturday, February 27, 2010 @6:02 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

Hi Tonya,

This is the REAL Elvis. I am alive, well and coming back. I know, it's hard to believe. But, it is true.

You've got spunk and I like that. You take no bull and you stand by your ideals. With that, I want to formally tell you I'd love to I'd like you to be at the big party. Keep the date open.

Elvis Returning 8/16/10

http://www.twitter.com/ThisIsElvis http://www.ThisIsElvis.wordpress.com


Standard Message #: 3388
Subject: Fantasy with
Author: Paul Lesli,  52 yr old Male
IP Address: 216.70.170.158
Date:Wednesday, February 24, 2010 @4:22 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

"How do you like the wine", I ask. "It's good, but I do believe that you are trying to get me drunk". "Hmmm . . . now if I thought that would do any good, I would have brought another bottle!"
Message tuncated!
Webmaster comment:
Another person who left the message in the wrong area. This is not the fantasy area. I removed the rest of the text. Looks like I should just delete them instead of having to spend time cleaning up after people who cannot follow simple directions.



Webmaster Comment: Wrong area. Message 3388 Iced, rejected.

Standard Message #: 3361
Subject: Oral sex wit
Author: eak,  55 yr old Male
IP Address: 64.12.116.16
Date:Monday, February 15, 2010 @2:47 PM pacific time
Rating: 3

I would love to watch Tonya and another girl have kinky sex with each other. Now when I say kinky sex I mean

Edited by Webmaster:

I removed the rest of your story because you placed it into the wrong area. This is NOT the fantasy area.



Webmaster Comment: Rejected because you placed it into the wrong place. This should have been written in the Fantasy area. It was also truncated.

Standard Message #: 3348
Subject: Fantasy
Author: Andy,  50 yr old Male
IP Address: 64.12.116.16
Date:Friday, February 12, 2010 @8:24 AM pacific time
Rating: 10

Tonya,

You're the best I can only imagine what you are like sexually commanding the show. I would let you poke and stroke me any which way you want. I would visit your back door and erupt with admiration for you. I want you


Standard Message #: 3240
Subject: wedding dres
Author: happytoobl,  49 yr old Male
IP Address: 86.165.70.48
Date:Friday, November 20, 2009 @7:27 AM pacific time
Rating: 9

I would very much like to make love to Tonya while she is wearing a magnifcent white wedding dress. We would both take turns in cumming and pissing over the dress as we fuck each other during our night together. By morning the beautiful dress and all the petticoats would be reduced to a sticky smelly yellow stained rag.



Webmaster Comment: This should have been written in the Fantasy area. That's why this was rejected.

Standard Message #: 3161
Subject: reverse head
Author: gamma'gid,  50 yr old Male
IP Address: 67.182.150.58
Date:Tuesday, August 04, 2009 @9:57 AM pacific time
Rating: 10

would love to lose to tonya as she uses a reverse figure four headscissor on me we meet for a pool game and she wins. i am a little upset and start talking shit. she slams me on the table and proceeds to mount using the scissor hold. she does not go for a quick submission she taunts me for awhile then knocks me out with those gorgeous thighs



Webmaster Comment: Wrong area. Dork.

Standard Message #: 3157
Subject: I love you.
Author: Brian,  35 yr old Male
IP Address: 76.186.143.246
Date:Thursday, July 16, 2009 @8:02 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

Tonya. Will you be my wife. I'm flipped over for you. Marry me. ~Brian (veedubbrian@yahoo.com)I have to write thirty words, so kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kisses kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss. I can't count. Message me. Loves.


Standard Message #: 3061
Subject: day dreaming
Author: daryl cox,  32 yr old Male
IP Address: 65.81.71.138
Date:Thursday, April 09, 2009 @2:51 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

I'm at a dance and all of the sudden i see you there lone with your husband standing there talk to some of yall friends who decided to come .Then i would come over there where yall are and ask you would you like to dance while your husband is distracted you'll be having so much fun that when we'll done dancing i take you somewhere we could be alone like to a lake while it is dark and there's nobody around i would say to you lets go skinning dipping .Then we would make passionate sweet monkey love i would ask you do you want me to stop and you 'll say dont stop keep going harder uhuhuhuhuh all night long till the break of dawm



Webmaster Comment: Wrong area. This was written as a fantasy. But even if you had placed it into the fantasy area, it would have been rejected as too short and too poorly written.

Standard Message #: 2972
Subject: Happiness
Author: John316,  40 yr old Male
IP Address: 207.59.184.186
Date:Thursday, February 19, 2009 @9:04 AM pacific time
Rating: 5

Well to all you folks (and Tonya)...you've heard it before, but true happiness is not based on circumstances. the lack of love we receive from those who claim to love us, friends, families etc is just a facade. only the true love of God can bring joy. as a father of disobedient 8 yr old boy, I have come to appreciate God's for all of us. One minute you're about to rage out of control and the next, you are feeling completely awful for such thoughts you had before. God raged on his son Jesus -- for us. Because He loves us unconditionally and completely. Our happiness is so temporal and fleeting. Read the book of Job if you want to appreciate someone who can acknowledge God for who He truly is. Otherwise, curse God and die (but don't forget you will spend an eternity in Hell for your rebellion, you sinner!) Love, John316



Webmaster Comment: Webmaster Comment: This was also in the wrong area. This was written as a fantasy. But even if you had placed it into the fantasy area, it would have been rejected as too short and too poorly written.

Standard Message #: 2967
Subject: harleys in n
Author: bob,  49 yr old Male
IP Address: 216.246.139.251
Date:Thursday, February 19, 2009 @8:33 AM pacific time
Rating: 10

come to nh for a week and ride the white mountains,it will give you much needed rest .nh is a great state it is very beautifull no strings just a fan who wishes you the best


Standard Message #: 2687
Subject: Cat sex
Author: Kinkycatman,  56 yr old Male
IP Address: 64.12.117.16
Date:Friday, June 06, 2008 @11:36 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

I have always had a dream about tonya and my cat together. tonya starts by pet the little pussy as it purs and vibrates her lap.and then a lama comes in and licks her ear. she takes kitty litter and bathes in it? while singing the meow mix song. after so she indulges herself in alot of hormones that attract animals? and then goes to the zoo and has a big animal orgy. her eyes go criss cross while a monkey throughs poo at her face and she gets all dirty again so then she takes a mud bath with the hippos and masterbates with their toes. then she goes to the local grocery store and bys potatoes. afterwards she takes the sack of potatoes and shoves them up her nose.and then watches the cosby show while rubbing pudding all over her hot moobs.then the discovery channel had a marathon of rhino sex. she loved the noises of the female rhino geting dominated the sound was like a roar of orgasmic pleasure. tonya has a parrot and she sticks a cracker in her eye and has the parrot peck it out with its tallons.



Webmaster Comment: Wrong area. And just stupid.

Standard Message #: 2647 (Reply to message #2645)
Subject: HI BEAUTIFUL
Author: J.R. LYONS,  49 yr old Male
IP Address: 76.186.36.236
Date:Wednesday, May 21, 2008 @10:28 AM pacific time
Rating: 9

TONYA? I GUESS YOUR NOT GETTING MY ADDRESS? ILL TRY AGAIN K 4610 HACKBERRY ST. FLOWER MOUND TEXAS 75028 PLEASE WRITE ME A NOTE WILL YA? I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR FROM YOU AND IT WOULD BE A JOY TO GET THAT IN THE MAILBOX I DONT KNOW IF THEY ARE NOT APPROVING MY ADDRESS OR WHAT BUT I HOPE THIS ONE GOES THRU THIS WILL BE MY LAST ATTEMPT.

SINCERELY J.R. LYONS


Standard Message #: 2602
Subject: still love you
Author: J.R. LYONS,  49 yr old Male
IP Address: 76.186.36.236
Date:Sunday, May 04, 2008 @11:57 AM pacific time
Rating: 10

Tonya? i loved you from the beginning? and i still love you now? if you would like to be a pen pal with me? it would be great. I tried to find the address for truTV so i could write to you? but i couldnt find it. my address is? 4610 hackberry st. Flower Mound Texas 75028. if you would write me a letter? I would be very? very happy?.. I?m 49 brown hair and brown eyes and i weigh a slender 135. thanx tonya? and i hope to hear from you?..

sincerely J.R. Lyons



Webmaster Comment: As if!

Standard Message #: 2578
Subject: Women
Author: Suzanne,  35 yr old Female
IP Address: 98.216.211.159
Date:Saturday, April 12, 2008 @6:46 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

Hi Tonya. I think u are awesome. I fantasize about you eating my sweet pussy every day. Have you ever been with a woman or though about it.? I saw your video and think u have beutiful breasts as well as a pussy which I could bury myself in for hours on end.


Standard Message #: 2562
Subject: Raped by a Mudkip
Author: Dubya,  31 yr old Male
IP Address: 24.243.130.16
Date:Wednesday, March 26, 2008 @9:51 AM pacific time
Rating: 10

I am hanging out with Tanya Harding? drinking Miller Genuine Draft and smoking Kool 100s. Suddenly? a Mudkip appears. It puts an aluminum pipe to her knee? and demands oral sex. Tanya complies. She later comments that it was the cleanest? best oral sex imaginable.

Later? we go to Checkers and eat chili dogs. Afterwards? we go to my place and I show her all my Pokemon cards.

BUT ALL THE MUDKIPS ARE MISSING!!!


Standard Message #: 2554
Subject: Still watch it
Author: lchockeyguy,  45 yr old Male
IP Address: 98.194.204.44
Date:Wednesday, March 19, 2008 @6:17 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

I still watch your movie. I think its hot. It would just end up on your chest instead of in your hand. The message states that I have to have at least 30 words? but I don?t have anything more to say than what I have already said.


Standard Message #: 2414
Subject: B8-ing right now
Author: Dong-B8r,  38 yr old Male
IP Address: 67.42.236.115
Date:Tuesday, October 30, 2007 @1:36 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

Nice comments……….I’m beating my dong right now looking at Tonya’s naked pix and thinking of her licking my cock after sitting on it…….here’s spooging at ya Sweety T!! I sure wood love to make some vids with you and make some money for us both. We would have fun and get off for cashola…..

Love Ya T‚

Crash Clemson


Standard Message #: 2356
Subject: encouragements
Author: olivier,  40 yr old Male
IP Address: 82.228.212.248
Date:Sunday, August 05, 2007 @3:07 PM pacific time
Rating: 5

Dear tonya ! I m sorry for you and for your ambitions ! it ll be possible that you train child in "patinage artistique" in a other land‚ it ll be a great thing for you and for the others ! you have a lot of thing to give in this discipline ! sorry for my english ! amicalement ! olivier from france !


Standard Message #: 2339
Subject: movies
Author: wonderman899,  33 yr old Male
IP Address: 72.42.144.51
Date:Sunday, July 08, 2007 @1:23 PM pacific time
Rating: 2

Does Tonya have any plans to make more sex movies? I think she would make a great porn star.

You can take a whore skating‚ but she will still be a whore when the skates come off


Standard Message #: 2325
Subject: previous skate
Author: nuclear fallout,  52 yr old Male
IP Address: 72.91.85.87
Date:Thursday, May 31, 2007 @9:45 PM pacific time
Rating: 9

sorry no fantasy here. saw you skate around 91 or 92 in a two piece sequin outfit. friends say my memory is bad‚ i say i would not forget a perfect skate. thats where i began to follow your career. did i get it correct? was there any photo’s or proof?


Standard Message #: 2303 (Reply to message #2298)
Subject: No conscience, or not knowing right
Author: bigdick99,  43 yr old Male
IP Address: 75.15.201.234
Date:Friday, April 27, 2007 @8:30 AM pacific time
Rating: 5

How you can relate what Tonya Harding and her cohorts did so many years ago to the Bush Administration of today is beyond even my elevated ability to understand human nature. You are obviously a flaming liberal‚ filled with bile and hatred because the Democrats lost the 2000 and 2004 elections. You libs think you have a birthright to power. Well‚ you don’t! Get a life‚ loser!!



Webmaster Comment: And, ah, which side is laughing now, after the 2008 election?

Standard Message #: 2039
Subject: Reply to Message #2030: Tonya Hard
Author: Miki,  55 yr old Female
IP Address: 70.19.221.97
Date:Saturday, September 02, 2006 @9:32 PM pacific time
Rating: 1

No matter what one may think of Nancy Kerrigan‚ the idea that it was OK for Tonya Harding to get her ex–husband and her friends to attack Ms. Kerrigan and whack her on the knee is just plain mean–spirited‚ imo. Tonya Harding was no hero for having done that‚ and the fact that you’re being encouraged‚ at such a young age to engage in this kind of meanspiritedness is completely out of line.


Standard Message #: 2022
Subject: liked your message
Author: waytogo,  31 yr old Male
IP Address: 156.110.24.142
Date:Friday, August 11, 2006 @3:05 PM pacific time
Rating: 2

I liked your message. Please elaborate about hear‚ believe ‚ repent‚ confess‚ and be faithful to the end. By the way‚ what church do you go to? Do you like where you attend? How so?? thanks


Standard Message #: 1910
Subject: The
Author: Alice J. Rogers,  77 yr old Female
IP Address: 209.215.39.4
Date:Thursday, March 16, 2006 @3:52 PM pacific time
Rating: 5

Dear Tonya‚ I saw your interview on the "Anything to Win" interview‚ and want you to know I was praying for you the entire time. I want to tell you especially that there is One Who loves you for who you are. God sent His Son‚ Jesus‚ into the world to die on the cross and save you from your sins. John 3:16 in the Holy Bible says‚ "For God so loved the world‚ He gave His only begotten Son that whosoever (your name or mine could go here) believeth on Him should not perish but have everlasting life." Though He died for us‚ He does not force Himself on us. He offers this gift of salvation‚ to those who will repent of their sins and ask His forgiveness. Unless humans‚ who can refuse to forgive‚ He will always forgive those who ask Him. If you do this‚ Tonya‚ He will come into your heart and give you peace and joy‚ and you will have the assurance of a home in Heaven. I am so sorry you have gone into boxing‚ as it is a dangerous sport‚ especially for a woman. I am praying for you‚ and trust the Lord will give you some other means to earn your living that will not be so dangerous. I would love to have an address and phone number where I could contact you personally‚ as I would like to encourage you. Sincerely‚ Alice J. Rogers



Webmaster Comment: Take your religious propaganda somewhere else.

Standard Message #: 1773
Subject: Tanya
Author: Ros,  45 yr old Male
IP Address: 207.200.116.200
Date:Friday, February 24, 2006 @11:56 AM pacific time
Rating: 10

Was watching the Olympics and commented to a friend. Tanya landed a triple axle and she is right here in PO Oregon! There are only a few people in the whole WORLD who did that! Tanya your allright with me! I salute you Ros


Standard Message #: 1746
Subject: Bootylishous Dreams
Author: Angela,  82 yr old Male
IP Address: 68.101.145.115
Date:Sunday, February 19, 2006 @1:57 AM pacific time
Rating: 10

Yo Tonya‚

My grandson just left the house and now I can get down and dirty with a nice letter to you. As my dentures are cleaning‚ my loins burn with a little Ben Gay and thoughts of you my precious! I imagine getting tubs of Country Crock butter and stuffing it up your nostrils while I insert my tongue into your butthole sans the dentures. By the way‚ I love your hair!!! As I work your bunghole‚ you gasp and shoot the butter out of your nostrils and both projectiles hit the cat and he hisses and bites your pregnant backside‚ OHHHH OHHHHH DANG hold on……….

Rats‚ my blood pressure monitor’s alarm went off again. DANGIT Here comes the kids.. Until later skidshorts!


Standard Message #: 1613
Subject: Tonya interview
Author: Meghan,  26 yr old Female
IP Address: 66.241.89.174
Date:Monday, January 09, 2006 @8:16 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

Oregon is a unique place. Pickup trucks and all terrain vehicles rule the winding roads that steer us in and out of deserts‚ mountains and valleys. Native Oregonians are a rare breed‚ a tough group of people who enjoy the simple things. Tonya Harding is our cultural icon. Here‚ she is a relatable‚ realistic celebrity‚ who touches our hearts deeper because she has made mistakes. Haven’t we all?

Tonya‚ I am the sports editor for The Siskiyou‚ Southern Oregon Universities student publication. I would love to interview you for my column‚ "Rogue Sports." I am a diehard fan that has followed your career since you skated in the mall‚ and stayed true to you throughout the now notorious scandal. I feel that you are one of the best athletes that has come from Oregon‚ up there with Prefontane and Damon Stoudamire.

I know that if you are willing to do it‚ you will be pleased with the results.

Meghan McGuire –


Standard Message #: 1528
Subject: Will You Skate in Nude ?
Author: lavih,  49 yr old Male
IP Address: 24.162.12.250
Date:Tuesday, October 25, 2005 @7:21 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

I like you and your style you can fix your own car and you are beutiful.I have your wedding sex video it is very nice when will make some more‚I realy like see you skate nude and show your cruch

Thank you


Standard Message #: 1410
Subject: Talk to you Tonya Harding
Author: jedikris,  35 yr old Male
IP Address: 209.242.149.240
Date:Monday, May 09, 2005 @1:57 PM pacific time
Rating: 2

Dear Tonya Harding‚ I Know That Not Eveything Your fault tonya Harding On the Ice Skating That’s your Job They Have No Right too Sit And Judgeing You How to Run Own Life About you Getting Yourself In To Trouble‚And Also Feeling Like your Being InFormation to Your Ice pro skating I’ts Part of Your Job You Need it Get It Back From them.Tonya Harding I Love You Very Much In My Heart to you I’ts You’rs If Want It Just Keep it You Need It From Me Tonya Harding.Please Tonya Harding I Will Promise To Support Any Other Way The Best That I Can‚And Also Won’t Be Alone MySelf I’ll Be With You right Now All that I Care and I Love You Most Of All BeCause Considsen About You Right Now Tonya Harding.Tonya HardingI Know What your Feeling Like Right Now‚ and you Can’t Go anyWhere People Around You ‚and Media People try to irogine Them anyWay‚I Want You To Be T.v.Television Any More People Trying To Getting You To Talk Again About The Same Thing The NewsPapers‚Television‚Media Reports Tail you for InFormation From You Tonya Harding.

With‚ Love Sweet kiss to you Tonya Harding Your BoyFriend Kristen‚ Shawn Catlin


Standard Message #: 1361
Subject: tonya
Author: greg noah,  38 yr old Male
IP Address: 205.188.117.65
Date:Thursday, March 24, 2005 @6:37 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

well hello tonya well here i start i no what everyone has said but that’s the past but i’ve watched here skate and just being on tv or in the paper this is all i no tonya harding is 1 very fine women i do no i’de love to maybe someday meet tonya and maybe 1 day meet someone like her or as fine as her just look at her pic’s she’s fine and a nice smile i do no i like to meet someone like her to maybe someday to marry tonya you go girl as of you getting in to the fighting think cool more power to you to me she’s just a great person that had a mad time now it’s time for her to go on like she has and find her a good man to be with and that would love her



Webmaster Comment: Hey, who wants to read messages by some dork who cannot use periods?

Standard Message #: 1116
Subject: tonya
Author: TigerMan,  19 yr old Male
IP Address: 24.160.132.255
Date:Sunday, May 02, 2004 @9:24 PM pacific time
Rating: 8

tonya is hot i like her because she is really hot and i like her honymoon video please tonya talk to me because u are so hot and i love u and ur booby’s



Webmaster Comment: You're about as bright the inside of a bowling ball at midnight.

Standard Message #: 1059
Subject: Breakaway and apperances
Author: rosemcgowanlover,  90 yr old Male
IP Address: 12.224.7.176
Date:Friday, January 09, 2004 @6:09 PM pacific time
Rating: 10

2 questions my first one is does anyone have any idea of how to get tonyas movie Breakaway and my second one is does anyone know when tanyas next apperance is in portland and does tanya still live here in portland about last year i saw her but wasnt sure if she still did oh and does tanya have a fan mail address. Email me back


The submitted messages above (and on the other pages), represent the few who are rejected. There are generally two types of people who are rejected: (1) Messages which were boring. Those people may get a second chance. (2) Then there are the messages from people playing games because they can't or won't write. We don't reject message based on opinion or content other than what is shown below. Your opinion is yours, pro or con.

  • The message was poorly written, poor punctuation, grammar, spelling, etc.
  • The message was boring, had nothing to say, or was childish or dumb.
  • Wrote the message in the wrong area. This is not the fantasy area.